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Post by Bloody Raven on May 6, 2006 23:21:13 GMT
I'm pretty much bored right now and have nothing better to do....so I decided to do a little fic. It's called "Theme songs. My way!" Hope you guys enjoy it.
Theme songs. My way!
Chapter one: Pretty fly for a bad guy......
I don't own Teen Titans so STOP BUGGIN ME!
BB: Live from New York it's Bloody Raven and her gang!
BR: Gang? Are we in the mob or something.
BB: No....at least I don't think so.
BR: *shurgs* Well anyways hello and welcome to-
Crowd: THEME SONGS! MY WAY!
BR: Heheh....idiots. Tonight we have a guest that is in need of a new outfit and a life. It's Control Freak!
CF: YES!
BR: Now here we're going to have the Titans sing about our loveable villain.
CF: WHAT!?!
BR: Hit it!
*"Pretty fly for a white guy" by: The Offsprings. Starts to play*
Robin: You know it's kinda of hard. To be bad today. Our subject isn't bad But he thinks it anyways.
He may not have a clue and He may not have style. But everything he lacks Well he makes up in being a freak!
BB and Cy: So don't be bad And just be glad. You don't live with your mom At the age of 28!
So play it cool And stick with the rules. For he ain't bad For he ain't bad.
Raven: Watching sci-fi won't get you anywhere But in his head he thinks he's bad.
Now driving in his mom's mini-van He see's villains as he p@$$ But if he looks twice Their going to kick his lilly-
BB: Rae I didn't know you had it in you to swear. Cy: *ahem* let's just continue on shall we?
BB and Cy: So don't be bad And just be glad. You don't live with your mom At the age of 28!
So play it cool And stick with the rules. For he ain't bad For he ain't bad.
*music ends*
BR: BRAVO BRAVO! *claps*
CF: They totally diss me!
BB: Well that's what you get for living with your mom!
Cy: Oh burn!
BR: Well I hope you guys enjoyed this little bit. Tune in next time for more-
Crowd: THEME SONGS! MY WAY!
BR: SHUT UP!
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Post by whiteraven on May 6, 2006 23:26:47 GMT
That's cute! Very creative. "Just be glad you don't live with your mom at the age of 28"! That's realy funny.
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Post by Bloody Raven on May 6, 2006 23:29:00 GMT
Thank you. I've done this fic in some other boards but I always like to come up with new ideas when I post it. I try to be funny and witty at the same time with out re-doing too much.
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Post by whiteraven on May 6, 2006 23:30:46 GMT
Yah, I ain;t seen this one b4. Very clever...clever indeed.
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Post by justcurious on May 7, 2006 13:51:34 GMT
I like it! Nice! ;D
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Post by Bloody Raven on May 11, 2006 13:22:46 GMT
BR: Boo ya fandom!
BB: Great......
BR: Tis something wrong with that?
BB: Oh nothing......
BR: Yeah right. Well thank you for reviewing guys I have some gifts for you.
BB: I thought you were broke.
BR: Let's just say I 'borrowed'. All the season of Teen Titans on DVD with extras of course. Chibi dolls of the Titans. Ravens cloak. Tofu. And 101 ways to annoy Slade.
BB: That's a lot of stuff.
BR: I like to give away things. Well anyways here's chapter two!
Theme songs. My way!
Chapter two: A song for Raven.
I don't own Teen Titans. If I did then we would have more BBxRae moments and more seasons!
BB: She's wild, she's crazy. It's Bloody Raven!
BR: Thank you thank you.
Crowd: yeah....*yawns*
BR: CLAP YOU IDIOTS!
*only a few clap*
BR: Hehehe jerks. Well I decided to have our beloved Beast Boy sing for this one!
BB: *falls of chair* WHAT!?!
BR: And I have a few friends here to make sure everything runs orderly.
whiteraven: HI YA!
justcurious: The light! It burns us!
Z1: SUGAR FOR ALL! Muahaha!
BB: You'll letting them in!?!
BR: Yup. On with the song!
*"Happy together" by: The Turtles starts to play*
BB: Imagnie me and you. I do. I think about her day and night It's only right To think about the girl you want To have her laugh So happy together
If I should trip and fall I know that you will be there To help me up Even if I make a fool Of myself So happy together
I can't see me loving no body but you For all my life Terra was ok but you make me feel right
Me and you You and me No matter where the fight will take us It will be The only one for me is you And you for me So happy together
I can't see me loving no body but you For all my life Terra was ok but you make me feel right
So happy together So happy together So happy together How is the weather? So happy together
*song ends*
whiteraven: Beautiful!
justcurious: BBxRae moment!
Z1: The truth comes out. And it is good.
BR: Wish the writers would of done that.
All: *nod in agreement*
BB: That was fun.
BR: And no one got hurt.
whiteraven: Uh yeah no one got hurt.
justcurious: We can go with that.....
Z1: *eyes dart* Yup no one got hurt.
BR: I have a sinking feeling that something happened. Oh well till next time!
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Post by justcurious on May 21, 2006 22:06:58 GMT
That was really funny. Thanks for putting us in. ;D
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Post by whiteraven on May 24, 2006 3:58:44 GMT
marvelous!!!! bravo, bravo, encor, pretend I spelled some of that right! That was adorable and...::looks around at self and others:: Beleave it or not...most of us are still alive and in one peice. Yah, but that was really neet. Ur so good at things like that, awsome. And I am deaply gratified that you were so kind as to think to put us in there ;D. Awsome BR. Keep up the good work.
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Post by justcurious on May 25, 2006 1:43:48 GMT
I wish you could do more, please make another one soon!
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Post by whiteraven on May 25, 2006 21:48:11 GMT
Yes plz do grace us with some more works from your brilliant and...uniqu (sp) mind. ;D
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Post by justcurious on May 26, 2006 1:28:10 GMT
Hm...I wonder what the theme song is this time. And who is it for? ;D
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Post by whiteraven on May 26, 2006 1:46:16 GMT
Mad Mod! SF! Robin and his Slade prob!
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Post by justcurious on May 26, 2006 2:00:25 GMT
Wow, that's a lot of guesses.
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Post by whiteraven on May 26, 2006 2:03:04 GMT
Thank ya`. So BR what will you entertain us with next?
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Post by Bloody Raven on Jun 3, 2006 22:07:20 GMT
BR: *falls of chair after reading the reviews*
BB: What's wrong?
BR: My fans...they love me!
BB: Their not fans. Their your friends.
BR: SHUT UP!
BB: Ok ok.
BR: Oh happy day BR is back on the road with fics!
BB: Dear God save us.
Theme songs. My way!
Chapter three: We're in the mob woot! *A/N: I like to make pointless chapters sometimes. This is one of them*
BB: Back from the dead it's BR and her gang!
WR: Gang? We're in the mob!?!
justcurious: I am the godfather!
Z1: We'll take care of your problems...ehehehehe.
BR: *Sweat drop* Well that was weird.
WR: We're in the mob! I'm to young to be evil!
BR: *whacks WR over the head* WE'RE NOT IN THE MOB!
justcurious: Then I'm not the godfather?
BR: No your not.
justcurious: But me like the power.....
Z1: Power.....good...hehehehe.
WR: How much sugar did you have Z1?
Z1: Dis many! *holds out fingures and toes*
BR: Right.....So anyways-
justcurious: If I'm not the godfather then at least I'm the godmother!
BR: What does the godmother do then?
justcurious: Samething as the godfather but also cooks!
WR: THAT'S THE MOB!
BR: Not again.....
justcurious: Fear me for I am the godmother!
BR: As I stated in chapter one we are not in the mob!
BB: That's what you think.
BR: When did you get here?
BB: I've been here.
justcurious: BB turn into a cat so I can look evil with you on my lap!
WR: Just like Dr.Evil!
BR: Oh dear god I'm with nut cases.
Z1: Nuts are good too.
BR: This is really getting out of hand.
justcurious: Hand? You want my men to take care of a hand?
BR: That's it I'm out of here! *walks out the exit only to be greeted by justcurious mob*
Mob guy #1: Did you upset mother?
BR: Holy crap she really is in th mob!
Mob guy #2: What do you think this is funny? You think that we're funny guys?
BR: No! I don't think that your funny.
Mob guy #1: Oh so we're not funny?
BR: NO! I eh....BB, WR, Z1, justcurious GET OVER HERE NOW!
justcurious: Oh goody my men are here.
WR: You set this up?
justcurious: What? I wanted BR's job.
WR: Oh god.....
And after that day justcurious was know as the godmother. WR was still in shock after the joke. Z1 was the ruler of sugar. And BR payed the godmother for protection.
BR: Protection!?! If I didn't pay then I'd be with the fishies!
*ahem* And they all lived happyly ever after-
BR: THEY MADE ME PAY! MADE ME!
QUIET! *whackes BR over the head* Once again they lived happyly ever after. The end.
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